Tag: funny
member name: Debby C.
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November 09, 2007 05:38 PM EST --
It's a sad story, it started out innocent enough. I finally slept late, with a couple of jaunts to the computer to check mail and a phone call or 2, then jump back to bed and sleep a few more . . .
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November 14, 2007 03:27 PM EST --
Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan ? Read on.
(pretty funny and accurate)
1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting . . .
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November 04, 2007 08:13 AM EST --
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. . . .
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July 16, 2008 09:00 PM EDT --
.....The Wizard of Oz was about 2 females fighting over a pair of shoes!
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November 10, 2007 07:07 AM EST --
If we can put a man on the moon....
Why can't we put them all there?
Now for those of you men who can't laugh at yourselves I do apologize....but ya gotta admit . . .
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November 25, 2007 10:01 PM EST --
One day a long long time ago - my dad was an air traffic controller at Oakland/Pontiac Airport in Pontiac MI. On this particular day as my dad was pulling in, his good friend was pulling out in . . .
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December 07, 2007 07:25 PM EST --
FINALLY, ERROR MESSAGES WE CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND
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December 10, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
Well I've been trying to comment on everyones stuff as much as possible in the last week, because I know everyone is working hard to make some extra Christmas $$ or gift cards. Right now however . . .
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December 25, 2007 09:38 AM EST --
RESTROOM SIGNS
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University . . .
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December 25, 2007 09:42 AM EST --
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's . . .
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June 23, 2008 07:26 PM EDT --
I would like to introduce you to my new doctor, via a few questions I proposed ...
Q. I've heard that cardiovascular
exercise can prolong life; is this . . .
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July 13, 2008 04:22 AM EDT --
http://monkaface.gather.com/
Please welcome my friend Monica to gather. She has to be one of the most talented young people I have met in some time. We got to . . .
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January 25, 2008 11:46 PM EST --
Electile Dysfunction :
T he inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year. . . .
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January 01, 2008 11:25 AM EST --
Well I guess it was only a matter of time before I too was hit by the great points "BASHER". Thank goodness Gather doesn't award you points for how people . . .
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October 28, 2007 09:04 AM EDT --
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." . . .
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December 14, 2007 07:07 PM EST --
Our Girl Scout Cluster Christmas Party was a sucess, despite the threat from Mother Nature to ruin the whole thing! I was a little worried, at first about the weather, second . . .
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February 01, 2008 06:20 PM EST --
Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Marquette vhen he
accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky . . .
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February 23, 2008 08:58 PM EST --
A man enters a bar in Detroit and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man . . .
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December 07, 2007 07:10 PM EST --
I'm bored so lets play a game....Things that begin with the letter "R" and I will start....
Ok lets seee
How about Rednose!.....anyone . . .
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December 09, 2007 05:25 AM EST --
I'm just sitting here getting up to date on some commenting and wondered if anyone else is crazy enough to be up at this hour. I actually slept in, if you can believe that. Hey Dan if your . . .
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